“I believe fundamental honesty is the keystone of business.”
– Harvey S. Firestone
Years ago, in the midst of a long discussion about our product roadmap and where we should invest scarce resources, one of my marketing mentors asked me a profound question:
“Do you know what you get when you put lipstick and a pink tutu on a pig?”
This odd question had the desired effect, as it stopped the conversation dead in its tracks.
Sensing a trap, I paused to think.
Playing a few alternative answers over in my mind, I answered with the obvious: “A pig.”
This answer was met with a broad grin, a slap of his hand on the conference room table, and the response: “You are partially correct. But it is no longer just a pig…you have now also made it angry, very confused and pissed off by forcing it to wear lipstick and a tutu!”
The moral of this story was clearly not about how to avoid angering pigs – although that does sound like good advice!
Rather, this simple parable illustrated that we have to confront the immediate challenges in front of us, we cannot cover them hoping they will go away. Things generally only get worse if we try to mask them.
Fix the Issue Instead
To put “lipstick on a pig” means making superficial or cosmetic changes to a product in a futile effort to disguise its fundamental failings.
When you read this simple description, then the fundamental flaw of the strategy becomes readily apparent. A few relevant examples for growth leaders:
- If your product or service sucks, fix it first. Your present and future customers will thank you.
- Be honest in your marketing and sales efforts. Do not lie. Do not mislead your prospects. If your marketing value proposition does not match the actual value proposition delivered from a sale, then you are creating potentially fatal brand issues.
- If your go-to-market infrastructure is not ready to scale, do not ramp up growth marketing and sales until you have built the foundation for growth.
- If you do not have the right people on the bus, sitting in the right seats, make the necessary changes. Quickly.
The Connection to Strategic Planning
A fundamental requirement for effective strategic planning to take place is complete transparency and honesty.
Many planning exercises go sideways when growth leaders and/or their teams either cannot or will not confront reality.
This often manifests itself in product or service issues, or organizational problems, that should be addressed first, before any investment in growth takes place.
I always try to follow a priority sequence of steps to kick off every growth strategy engagement. This discovery process has proven to be very helpful in avoiding the dangers of putting lipstick on a pig:
- First, make an honest assessment of the organization, and its leadership. Ask yourself – Is there a willingness/desire to change/improve in order to drive growth? Are we willing to invest the time and resources required? Are we committed to the effort, even if it means some pain and suffering along the way?
- Next, is the team willing and able to put all the issues, problems, challenges on the table? If “yes” – great, move on. If “no” – dig in further before proceeding.
- Third, do we have good situational awareness of our client base and chosen market(s)? You must cast a wide net and examine many perspectives to make sure you are not missing something important, or setting the organization up to being blindsided.
- Take a long, hard look at your answers to items (2) and (3) above. I call this “getting real” and it is not easy. Growth leaders and their teams must be honest about the strengths and weaknesses of the organization, and the product(s) and/or services(s) they are selling. You must practice radical candor. Not every team is willing or able to “call their baby ugly!”
- Finally, before you start in on developing your growth strategy and plan, you need to triage any issues. Before proceeding, make the decisions to fix, dump, or accept as-is the issues you identified.
Taking the time to do this assessment and triage up front, will yield dramatically better outcomes for your growth strategy and plan.
Conclusion
The key takeaway for growth leaders: Never put lipstick on a pig.
Fix the issue(s) instead.
Then go to market.
-Onward